Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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