I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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