I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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