I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
