i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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