So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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