Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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