I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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