Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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