She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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