Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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