I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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