If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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