oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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