I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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