Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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