I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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