Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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