it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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