party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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