I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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