if you like me you must not know who I am
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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