found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't turn off my feet"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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