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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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