I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
