i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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