One girl and one boy is just not enough.
...so i touched it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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