I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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