Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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