3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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