chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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