I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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