Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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