i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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