I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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