i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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