Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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