just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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