This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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