Non-Jews are for practice
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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