fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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