In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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