I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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