Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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