My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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