Got a toothbrush?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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