who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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