it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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