yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
