he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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