Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
